| I come here because my priest wont talk to me anymore |
[23 May 2006|09:13pm] |
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Ok, I have a lot of confessing to do.
I don't like to be spanked, although I do have handcuffs on my headbaord. And the headboard isn't really attached to the bed anymore.
I also confess i have a crush on 4 different girls right now, two of which I may actually have a chance with. I may have had a dream about one of them. Can you tell I'm horny.
I confess I almost punched a cop today (in his butthole) for giving me a $65 ticket for no seatbelt also causing me to be late dropping my daughter off to school. He walked up to my car at a stop sign, can they even do that, stupid seatbelt checks. As long as my kids are buckled in so what if i forgot mine,..... I have an airbag.
I confess i miss Rebecca real bad.
I haven't had sex in a while and its starting to get to me. Its amazing how often I want sex.
And the biggest confession is I passed up shrooms the other day. God being a parent is so hard sometimes. These were really good shrooms, I know because I taught my friend how to grow them and he does a great job. So I did the right thing. But I confess I'm kicking myself for it.
last but not least I am super happy that Sarah and Sarah ended their tour early. God was showing off when he made them, no doubt about that.
And Dashboard Confessional will be here soon. Sarah and Sarah are going with (super!). So I confess I love DBC despite all the shit i get from my friends. I'm a dork but people love me.
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